I wouldn't. A bride who is gauche enough to ask for cash in her own wedding invitation is also to crass to recognize a lampoon. She's likely to think the letter is sincere, and complain to all her friends about how "tacky" you are to send your son's Christmas request with your R.s.v.p. using the stamp she "paid" for.

But you are quite right: something needs to be said. If all the refined people simply say nothing, then the boors are the only ones being heard, and this kind of selfish greed will seem to be the norm. And you've inspired me! The next such invitation I get, I'm going to respond:

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Dear Jenny,

I got your invitation, and your request for cash. Thank-you for trusting me with this personal knowledge about your financial situation! It must be so embarrassing for you! Of course, I understand perfectly. Although I don't have any spare cash right now to help you out, I do want to do what I can! I wouldn't dream of putting you to the expense of feeding me and entertaining me on your wedding day. But, I do admire you for wanting to keep up appearances! So, I'll just come to your ceremony, and then plead a headache and go home: you needn't include me in your count to the caterer, dear, and no-one needs to know why. It isn't much, I know, but every little bit helps when you're in a financial bind, doesn't it? And you know, you and Mike are always welcome to drop in around dinner time -- you know you need never go hungry, even if money gets really tight for you! So sorry to hear about your money troubles, and congratulations on your upcoming wedding!

Regards,
Aspasia
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Then, whenever I speak to family about the wedding if the subject of gifts comes up, I'll drop my voice and say "Oh, they told you too? Isn't it sad? Those poor kids, to be starting life together with a financial crisis! Oh, times are hard, .... but, then, it may be the making of them."

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