It's funny, but I doubt it would do much good.

My suggestion is that you simply ignore anything in the invitation except what is supposed to be there: The time, date, and place of the wedding, and the required form of dress, as well as anything relevant to heath and safety, or religious requirements. Anything else, just forget you saw it.

(And regarding the idea that safety trumps etiquette: A better way to phrase that is that etiquette always takes safety into account. So you can certainly inform your guests that you're allergic to perfume, without making explicit reference to gifts.)

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